Bender! The best one of the three. And also not a very good role model.
Try and read every description I wrote about him. When I asked for some suggestions, guess which one everyone always said first?
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ohshitohshitohshit getitoffgetitoffgetitoff
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I’m backin’ up, backin’ up, backin’ up, backin’ up. Cause my daddy taught me good.
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lion cub in mother’s mouth at dawn (by klehmkuhl)
Lion: Congratulations, I heard you had a baby!
Lioness: Thanks, it was delicious.
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I see you driving ‘round town
With the girl i love and i’m like,
Fox News!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fox News!
And Fox News too!
I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
And although there’s pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a…
Fox News!
Oo, oo, ooo
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WAIT FOR MEEEEEE
Jake wasn’t about to let Earl pass his speeding Ford Explorer. He decided to take the competition out with a well timed rolling tackle.
No ticket.
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